bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli, via plagal)

sheerdeer:

vivianaaraceli:

guy:

surprisebitch:

barack-obottm:

condom:

zamyonce:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via sheerdeer)

wingbeifong:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with me someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

(via sheerdeer)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via twinking)